Black Sheep is an
Insightful Cinematic Piece - NOT!
Black Sheep
hints at the pain of not fitting into the family farm business. Oh, and
ZOMBIE SHEEP!
Written by
The Horror Czar Don
Sumner October 13, 2007
Release: 2006
(2007 U.S.) Written and Directed by: Jonathan King
Starring:
Nathan Meister as Henry Oldfield Danielle Mason as Experience Peter Feeney as Angus Oldfield Tammy Davis as Tucker Glenis Levestam as Mrs. Mac
In many ways zombie movies are the perfect avenue for comedy,
intended or not. On the intended front Shaun of the Dead is mentioned
frequently, and on the unintended front there are countless movies that
make me roar with laughter as a pack of crazed flesh-eaters rips the
innards out of a screaming scientist. Ah, the joy…
Well, I have finally watched a zombie-horror comedy that had me
absolutely rolling with laughter while still prompting a booming
“yell out loud” at the intense and frequent gore
and bodily dismemberment scenes. That film is Black Sheep.
Well, I need to qualify that this one would actually be
categorized as a “not a zombie, zombie movie” because the victims do
not actually die before becoming undead freaks, but who’s
splitting cashmere.
First, the story. The
film opens with a scene of a family of New Zealand farmers herding an
enormous flock of sheep across the picturesque countryside. The
youngest son of the farming family, Henry (played by Nick Fenton as a
child and Nathan Meister as an adult), seems to be particularly skilled
at finding the sheep that wander away from the group and commanding the
sheep dog to keep the stray still and in check. When the older brother
catches the prideful look in his father’s eyes at his younger
sibling’s talents he is clearly jealous, and filled with
thoughts of revenge.
The hurt older brother, Angus (Eli Kent as a child, Peter Feeney as
adult), sneaks back to the house and slaughters his younger
brother’s pet lamb, hanging the carcass from the barn rafters
and dressing in the pet’s skin. When young Henry comes
looking for his beloved pet he is treated to a swinging Slink cadaver
and a woolly monster screaming, reducing him to a terrified heap.
Fifteen years later Henry returns to the
farm filled with a phobic fear of sheep after moving off to the city.
Older Brother Dearest has remained with the farm after his
father’s death conducting genetic experiments to increase the
profitability of being a shepherd…and satisfying his passion
for (ahem) “Sheep husbandry”.
So,
what happens when a hapless pair of tree-hugging Greenpeace types
snatch a canister of toxic waste from the genetic experimentation lab
and then accidentally break it? I’ll tell you what
happens…a small sheep fetus (frighteningly similar to Sherri
Lewis’ “Lamb Chop”) emerges from the
puddle of goo and begins a process of turning the entire wooly herd
into ZOMBIE SHEEP!
Yes, that’s
right…Black Sheep is about zombie mutton
run amok. Not only that, but when humans are bitten by the sheep they
also turn into zombies…zombie sheep that is! Or is that
“Weresheep”?
I just
can’t tell you any more because this one must be seen to be
believed. Sure, the concept is ridiculous and outlandish, but I
don’t care! The story is GREAT, the acting is strong, the
production quality is top notch and the gore is fantastic! And the most
incredible thing? The wheels never “fall off” of
this one – Black Sheep starts strong and
maintains itself right through to the bitter end.
If you
have any appreciation at all for crazy zombie movies then Black
Sheep is a must see. Between the flesh-eating ewes,
disgusting sight-gags and the terror of seeing a carnivorous Ovine mob
stampeding over a hillside, Black Sheep has
something for everyone. Just don’t forget the mint jelly. Questions
or comments about Black Sheep? Contact us!
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