Boring Family Weekend Horror Movie List

by Mykos Ntian
(Portugal)

So, all the family together - uncles, cousins, and all the bunch, so they can chit-chat and perform their futile social rituals, talk a lot and eat until they pass out? Fine! I have my limitless supply of black grapes and a nice stack of unseen DVDs. I have to enjoy these weekends!

Let The Right One In (2008). It's an amazing film about vampires. It looks real. Honestly.

Tokyo Gore Police (2008). I was expecting more horror, but the movie its excellent. Mutilations for all the family.

Vampire Girl vs Frankenstein Girl (2009). Once again, not much horror. But this screwball comedy gory movie - it's just too damn funny. I liked it up until the final show down. I could watch this type of humor for hours. But, that's me.

The Ring (2002). This is, in my humble opinion, a perfect horror movie. The story, acting, the environment, the special effects...all where it is supposed to be.

Monsters (2010). Nice movie. A bit different, but in the good way.