Boring Horror Movies List

by Mykos Ntian
(Portugal)

This is not an attempt to make someone laugh, or to ridicule certain movies, these are my actual reactions to the movies. In the other list I made, I included links. On this one..no way.

The Evil Dead (1981). Disappointing. I was expecting something more funnier, more interesting. Even within the context, I can't stand this one.

Guinea Pig (Series). I'm sure these movies have some value, but they are just painful to watch. I mean, ten minutes in the movie, and I was already distracted. You've seen it all and there he goes again, cutting and slashing.

Salò (1975). Worst than seeing flies doing their reproducing thing. And I´ve seen it to the end. This is probably an accurate description of reality, so it doesn't impress me. Boring old people showing their bums? No thanks.

A Serbian Film (2010). This is not a movie; it is a collage of scenes misnamed as a "movie". And it is boring. Its not even that shocking. Once again, the scenes depicted in this movie probably happen everyday, among high rank religious people, or politicians. I'm not even joking on this.

The Exorcist (1973). Very disappointing; except for the reverse stair bridge - that thing was funny. The rest happens in my village every other day.

Paranormal Activity (2007). In every movie like this, they never leave the house. So, there is a supernatural entity, capable of interacting with physical matter, and they never leave the house.

Jason, Freddy and Mike. Their movies are so dull that they should make a movie with me... their last one.