Dear Zombie Master: Consumption

by Dan
(Roanoke, Virginia, USA)

Dear Zombie Master,

Since zombies are flesh eaters how much can they consume given their organs are nonfunctioning and they cannot defecate? And what happens to what they consume?

Thanks,

Dan

Dan,

There really has not been any in depth study into the aftermath of the consumed flesh. Although I would have to wonder whether or not the assumption that the organs no longer completely function is accurate.

What I am saying is that if the flesh eaten did not go somewhere then you would have a lot of fat zombies because not all of them are super runners.

I put this up more as a thought experiment than anything else because, let's face it, in the thick of things I could care less where the flesh goes after consumption because I will be too busy making sure they no longer have the desire.

Good hunting and aim high,

The Zombie Master