Dear Zombie Master: Creative Weapon?

by Oscar
(Florida, USA)

Dear Zombie Master,

Would tennis rackets with knives duct taped to them be a good weapon against zombies?  I don't know why but it seems like a good idea, and it would be the best weapon I could find in my house.

Thanks,

Oscar

Oscar,

You only need two things to fix everything. If it doesn't move and it should, use WD40. If it does move and it shouldn't, use Duct Tape. If it is the best you can come up for the time being then definitely...

Build your wicked tennis racket.

As a matter of fact, build a couple of them in case the blades get stuck in your target. Make sure the blades are sharp and your aim is true and you should be able to get out in a pinch.

Good hunting and aim high,

The Zombie Master