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Dear Zombie Master? Diabetic Zombies?
by Nu
(Finland)
Dearest Zombie Master,
If a person is diabetic before turning into zombie, are they still diabetic afterwards? I would imagine zombies suffering from low blood sugar and diabetes would be even more cranky than usual! And eventually die of course.
Thank you for your time. I'm totally looking forward to your answer, because it will tell me whether I'd be a great zombie, or dead in the first 24 hours!
Nu
Nu,
Most, if not all, of the blood is a zombie has coagulated. All of the normal bodily functions that keep a living person alive are no longer needed. In other words, the body no longer needs to produce insulin and the cells no longer need to respond to insulin.
So, you would be a great zombie and the only reason you would be dead within 24 hours is if you ran across someone with good aim.
Good hunting and aim high,
The Zombie Master




























