Dear Zombie Master: Don't Eat Flesh and Drive!

by Mr. Deluxe
(Boston, Massachusetts, USA)

Dear Zombie Master,

Let me start off by saying that you are my freakin’ hero!

Okay, now with that out of the way, I was wondering: can zombies be under the influence of drugs and are there any movies in which this happens? Also if a zombie was to become intoxicated, would it walk funny (funnier)?

Thanks, Zombie Master (stay in school kids, don't do drugs!)

Thanks,
Mr. Deluxe

Mr. Deluxe,

Let me begin by saying that I am humbled by your accolades and I thank you.

Now, zombies on drugs. I am not sure if you could tell the difference. Most zombies look like they have been on a three day heroin binge and the rest look like they are tripping on the brown acid that they warned about at Woodstock. I bet some one could come up with a good skit in which a couple of stoners are tripping so hard that the zombies can't tell that they are edible. That could be hilarious if done right.

Good hunting and aim high,

The Zombie Master