Dear Zombie Master: Synthetic vs. Viral Infection

by Adam Sproat
(San Fransisco, California, USA)

Dear Zombie Master,

When someone becomes zombified due to a synthetic viral infection versus a biological one, they seem to be swifter and smarter than your average brain-muncher. Why is that?

Thanks,
Adam

Adam,

When someone takes a synthetic drug versus a biological drug they seem to be more jacked up than your average day tripper (not that I would know, mind you). I believe it has more to do with the one making the synth rather than the synth itself. With a synth you can make it as strong or as weak as you want because you control the chemicals and lets face it, who wants a weak synth (again, that is what I've heard). One just sort of follows the other.

Good hunting and aim high,

The Zombie Master