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Dear Zombie Master: Zombie on Zombie
by Chris
(Michigan, USA)
Dear Zombie Master,
I know that the zombie apocalypse is bound to happen so I have created some blueprints to make a cyborg zombie and I want to know if my cyborg zombie attacks a zombie in front of other zombies, will the other zombies attack it?
Thanks,
Chris
Chris,
The only times I have ever witnessed a zombie on zombie attack is when they are fighting over food. I can completely sympathize with them in this instance because the Zombie Master doesn't share food either. In fact, it is the only case in which I view cannibalism as a viable option because if you reach onto my plate you are liable to come back missing a view digits.
Good hunting and aim high,
The Zombie Master
