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In a recent double blind clinical test it was proven that the zombies who eat brains scored higher on their SAT's. Also 9 out of 10 dentists surveyed said that a diet rich in brains along with flossing 3 times a day raises the chances of a zombie being in a sequel by 35%. Also in a separate clinical test it was discovered that zombies who eat brains (atleast one a day) suffer from less depression and have more self esteem as opposed to non-brain eating zombies in similiar geographical locations. However, life expectancy was not found to be significantly different regardless of a brain eating diet versus a non brain eating diet. *I am not a doctor and these statements are in no way intended to diagnose, treat or otherwise cure any disease* Always consult with your doctor before starting a brain diet. Remember; safety first!! The decision to start a brain diet should not be made lightly, and should not be based solely upon opinions like the ones stated above. The decision to start a brain diet should be weighed carefully before reaching and conclusions..my rule of thumb: Always use your HEAD!! (I said head)

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