Horror, Your Girlfriend and the Butchers Knife.

by Mathew
(Shepp, Vic, Aus)

Now, When your partner (Or ex now) isn't a horror fan at all, in fact thinks things like The Omen are horrifying, and you take your time to go to the toilet after watching the Exorcist... Only to stumble into the loung room with a butchers knife and a vengeance! This usually doesnt go down too well.

We had a horror fest (The Omen - in my opinion its a yawn, The Exorcist - amazing movie, and The Lost Boys - classic), started earlyish then ended at abour 3 am, my partner was scared out of her mind, so I did the only thing a boyfriend could do: leave her in a dark room by herself while I go to the toilet, only not to come back for quite some time. Now, I know everyone's thinking "Yes, its been done ra ra ra" , but I do like the outcome. After she had come looking for me, then returned to the lounge (I was watching from the linen cupboard *dun dun dun*), I slinked into the kitchen, grabbed a butchers knife and raced out, knife out and screaming at 3 o'clock in the morning.

End result : She's passed out, pale as a ghost. I'm laughing, nearly falling on the knife and her parents ran in.

Needless to say why I was dumped, huh?