Is Jesus a Zombie?

by Richard
(Troy, New Hampshire)

Dear Zombie Master,

First off let me say sorry for asking alot of questions all at once and secondly if my following question offends anyone.


I was watching a zombie movie with my friends like any other day, and my friend said to me... is Jesus a zombie? So I looked at me for a good 5 minutes thinking why would he even say or think that? Then I realized I didn't know. He did in fact come back from the dead but didn't really have any other zombie like features like craving for flesh (as far as I know) so would this be under zombie? Or act of god?


(Again sorry if this offends anyone me and my friends are dumb and have a lot of free time)


Richard
Troy, NH

Richard,

First I will say that sadly, in today's world, my answer may be more offensive than your question.
As a born again Christian I will tell you that no, Jesus is not a zombie. He is however, according to the Bible, the resurrected Son of God, defeater of Death, a part of the Holy Trinity. I will not mention my denomination because I do not believe that it has any relevance only my belief that Jesus is the Christ and the one true way to heaven.

If this surprises any one then I am glad because I am tired of people thinking that Christians are a bunch of stiff shirts that only want to tell you what you can not do. I can have fun as a Christian which is the reason that I believe that my relationship with God is not hindered when I say...

Good hunting and aim high,

The Zombie Master