Just a Tad Curious...

by Josh Price
(Salinas, California, EvilDeadTopia)

Zombie Master,

How exactly did you get the job of being THE Zombie Master? I have no doubt in your endless, undying knowledge of the undead but how? Where did you learn all of this useful information and how did you get the world to acknowledge you as being "The Zombie Master"? ...Because I'm sure there were plenty of other hopefuls.

How did you beat all of the others? My guess would be headshots.

Thanks for sharing your intelligence.

Josh, Salinas CA

Josh,

That is a great question. Here is the short version.

I have been a fan of horror from a young age but when I first saw Night of the Living Dead I was hooked on zombies and there was no turning back. The more I studied them the more I realized that the general population was either uninformed or misinformed about the dangers that could be lurking around the corner of every military base or underground testing facility or a runaway space probe with bacteria on its outer layer. The question then became, "How do I get this information out there?"

One day I just happened to run across a relatively new web site dedicated to the Best Horror Movies so I checked it out. Through my general travels among the pages I noticed what must have been an oversight on one of them and brought it to the attention of the web master. One thing led to another and both he and I realized that the most proficient way of getting the truth about zombies and how to protect yourself to the public was through the World Wide Web.

The rest, as they say, is history.

How did I become the "Master"? That is easy when you are the only one out there. (We don't talk about the head shots around here.)

It isn't easy however, there is still more to learn and you can guarantee that I will be vigilant in my mission to get that information out to you.


Good hunting and aim high,

The Zombie Master