My Favorite Horrible Sequels

by Alana
(Ohio)

I don't want to brag, but this is my 2nd list...

Haha. What a treat to watch a crappy sequel, and to actually find yourself, well, kind of enjoying it.

My absolute favorite crappy sequel is:
Friday the 13th part VIII- Jason takes Manhattan.
Even thinking about this makes me smile. What a trip. I've never been a huge fan of the Friday the 13th series, but this is purely Craptastic! Did you see Jason punch that guys head off??? Or Jason strolling down the streets of Manhattan, totally unnoticed. Wow. I think I'm gonna have to buy this one.

Coming up next:
Pet Sematary 2
In regards to the slamming I got for claiming Pet Sematary as the #2 scariest movie (in my opinion!!) I will admit that the sequel is... bad. But I love it! Anything with Edward Furlong (even though he is a youngun in this one) or Clancy Brown will get my attention. The little fat boy is absolutely adorable. They could have put some more thought into the screenplay, made it a bit scarier... but for what they lack in scares, they make up in stupid scarves. Seriously, think back to your school days, and really consider did your local bully ever wear an idiotic scarf like Clyde did in this one? My guess is no.

Back to my list,
Halloween 5: The Revenge of Michael Myers.
Tagline: Michael lives, and this time they're ready!
How about not? They were like lambs for the slaughter.

The scene that makes this one a Gem is when Michael plows that kid, Billy with the car. Genius! I, for one could not stop laughing.
Oh! And that guy 'Mike'. He just had that coming. I would've done that to his car, too.

Psycho IV
This one was pretty dumb. I love Anthony Perkins, but he's on a radio hotline the whole time, while flashbacks to young Norman Bates (the youngest son from Legends of the Fall) is getting hot for his mom. yuk. That's just part of this movies charm, though. Good enough to watch again. P.S. Psychos 2 and 3 are quite enjoyable, though.

Freddy vs. Jason
This one is Crappy with a capital C. Does it really count as a sequel? My answer is yes. I do actually own this one, and LOVE it. That rave in the cornfield was lame, the acting horrible, (especially on Kelly Rowland's part) The climax-- unclimactic, but all this stupidity is forgotten, when you look back with fond memories to the kid killed in the bed, with his beer still in his hand. In my opinion, his death-stare makes him look like a fish. haha.

That completes my list. For now.