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Mar 30, 2009
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by: DarkJesterCyn

I personally think that the movie where people best cope with zombies is actually narrowed down to three possible best ideas, Shaun of the Dead, Fido, and Land of the Dead

Make them into entertainment on japanese television or trolly coralers at markets, beautiful

Make collar restraints and turn them into childrens pets, sick

Wall up the land bridge of a water locked peninsula city and send out teams of bandits to pillage what cities weren't completely destroyed and hope the dead cant swim.....didn't work so well I guess but great way to try

I think about this a lot myself, having been terrified of the living dead since I snuck downstairs and saw Tarman for the first time, and now as a huge zombie fanatic with that particular zombie being my personal favorite of all time. You need to fortify an area quickly to not get eaten, running away you're almost bound to get stuck somewhere with no defense. A good place to start, any two floor residential building preferably and appartment building....DESTROY THE STAIR CASE!! As a nimble living person you can probably climb a up and down a lot better than a shambling corpse and chances are you're gonna be safe on the second third or fourth floor. Secondly you need to find out what you can do to these things, and what they want. Do they die when you take off their head or destroy their brain as Romero would have it, or are they simply animated flesh where even the ashes might come to try and get you like O'Bannon and Fulci suggest? Do they want to eat all of you or just your brain? Either way a good trusty shotgun will help, it will either kill them or destroy their most dangerous weapon, their mouths, as will sledgehammers or any strong blade to remove the dead head.

Of course my personal way of coping would be to loot kill and screw everything in sight until I was dead or bored, and then in that case get bitten get away and wait to see how the other side lives (Leguizamo made a sweet zombie).

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