Why Don't Zombies Eat Each Other?

by Angel M. Calderon
(Puerto Rico)

So Zombie Master, Tell me,

Why is it that zombies don't attack other zombies????

Angel M. Calderon, Puerto Rico

Angel,

A very short and straight forward question requires a short and straight forward answer.

Zombies do not attack and eat other zombies for the same reason you do not attack and eat your neighbors. Contrary to popular belief, they are not cannibals.

Good hunting and aim high,

The Zombie Master