Worst Horror Films Ever Made

by Shilohh
(Newfoundland)

1. Feardotcom. This film made no sense to me whatsoever, with its lack of talented actors, terrible plot and absence of gore. Why did they even try?

2. The Blair Witch Project. This movie is basically boring. Nothing happens. It’s just a bunch of people walking around and around and scary things happen the dark. Not only did the acting stink, but the ending was stupid. We never get to see who is doing all this weird stuff. The sickest part of this film is the fact that it cost two dollars to make and it brought in millions. What the heck?

3. The Box. One of the worst films I’ve seen this year. For one, there was nothing exciting about it at all. I would not consider it scary, not even for a four year old child. They get a box, they push the button, they get a million dollars and someone gets killed…so freaky…not! There’s only one word to describe this movie...boring!

4. Deadline. This movie does keep us wanting to know what’s going on. But by the end, we’re wondering what the heck they were thinking. It’s beyond the stupidest ending of a movie I’ve ever seen. It’s dumb, but the acting is good.

5. The Stepfather. Maybe the worst plot of a horror film ever. The boy finds out his stepfather is a killer and kills his real father.

6. Pandorum. My question is – did anyone get this movie? I didn’t. It made no sense to me at all. I didn’t know where they were, I didn’t know how those monster-type humans got there. In the end, I didn’t know where they went or anything else for that matter.

7. Carriers. This is about a bunch of people who are running away from a disease...boring.

8. Orphan. Besides the fact that we don’t know the ‘big secret’, this film is not interesting at all.

9. The Final Destination. The first film was good. The second was pretty good too. We get the point – we know what’s going to happen. So why make another? I’m hoping this was really the ‘final destination’.

10. One Missed Call. Okay, so someone calls you, you miss it, you hear the voicemail and you die. Then your dead soul calls someone else. Boring, not scary.

11. Wrong Turns 1, 2 and 3. A bunch of incestuous lamos make babies. They grow up deformed, kill people and eat them. Honestly, it’s just stupid. I was not attached to the movies at all and the acting stunk, along with the plot.

12. Dread. I hate criticizing this movie because I love Jackson Rahtbone, but the fact is cute guys are the only good thing about this movie. People face their fears. We wanted a horror movie, not another episode of ‘Fear Factor’.

13. Zombieland. I have to say, after the Dawn of the Dead and Living Dead movies, I got tired of zombies. I get it – they’re gross, but it’s just overdone. If you’re going to make a film, make it original, not something made over and over and over again.

14. Late Fee. This is even painful to write about. I’m just going to say you’ll never know how honestly stupid this movie is until you watch it yourself. No plot. No scariness. It looked fake. Just awful.