Zombie Code of Conduct?

by Holly
(Montreal)

Zombie Master,

I was wondering if zombies were known to follow a certain set of behavioral rules. A code of conduct if you will. It is common knowledge that they rise from the dead and seek the flesh of the living but are there any lesser known guidelines?

Holly, Montreal

Holly,

There has been extensive research on this matter and only one "behavioral rule" has been consistent. They are always starving, no matter the circumstances. Zombies have been witnessed by many professionals, doctors, and average citizens displaying this hunger when the body has been so mangled that movement was impossible, missing appendages, lacking the lower half of the body, and even with the entrails falling out of an opened body cavity. All in all, zombies are absolutely amazing creatures that can withstand almost any adversity, except of course for a well placed shot to the head.

Good hunting and aim high,

The Zombie Master