Zombie Mayhem, Fine. Real Surgical Shows, I Feel Faint.

by Carl Thompson
(Wirral, UK)

Hi Oh Great Master,

I love watching zombie films, even the first 20 minutes of Oasis of the Zombies, (this was all I could manage until my eyes started to bleed in disgust). I especially enjoy the blood and gore that comes in abundance with this genre.

The problem that I think I have is that I cant watch the likes of Casualty (UK version of ER but more realistic surgical procedures), as they make me feel very woosey and faint, but put me in front of a Zombie flick where someone is having there lower stomach eaten while they are still alive and I say "Pass the popcorn"

Am I a certifiable Freak. Your acceptance or disaproval will help me resolve this turmoil that I find myself in. It may also stop my wife from laughing at me

Carl Thompson (UK)

Carl,

Let me be the first to say yes, you are a certifiable freak, and you are accepted as a fellow freak and brother.

I too cannot watch the real life ER shows without having to leave the room and my wife is a nurse. But give me a fat greasy double cheese burger and a Lucio Fulci flick any day of the week.

As for your wife just tell her what I told mine, she won't be laughing very long when the coming zombie apocalypse comes and we are the only ones who know how to handle the situation.

Good hunting and aim high,

The Zombie Master