Zombies vs. Classic Monsters?

by R

Zombie Master,

I have a few quick questions regarding what the "classic" monsters would do during a zombie plague...

1. Would the zombies ignore Frankenstein's Monster? He is technically one of them, or is he? Would they pass him by, or attack?

2. The Mummy: basically same question as above.

3. Could the zombies, with sufficient numbers, bring down King Kong?

4. Would Dracula fare well against the zombies? Would they attack him? I tend to think the Count would actually be able to mind control them somehow? Turn them into his own personal undead army? Thoughts??

5. How long could the Wolfman keep alive against a z-horde? Eventually they'd snag him, or would they? The Wolfman cannot "die."

6. Would zombies attack Jason? He is the zombie equivalent of Superman. Would he start mowing them down, or walk among them unimpressed?

7. It seems the only monster 100% immune to a zombie onslaught would be Godzilla. He would stomp them, blast them with his nuke-breath... In turn, they could not bite through his scaley, armored skin. Or is there a way they'd get through to him. If he ate one, maybe, and became infected? Thoughts?

Thanks.

R

OK guys, we can't make it a habit of taking the Zombie Master away from important duties (stocking up on canned food, bottled water, guns and ammo, etc.) to answer questions about things that don't exist. But I will tackle this for the sake of brain training in the art of hypothetical reasoning.

1. Frankenstein monster: In the truest sense of the word, not a zombie. The great doctor was looking to create life. The monster is alive in that it needs sustenance to survive and is only limited by the abnormal brain that was placed in him.

2. Mummy: already "undead" just a different form. Real zombies wouldn't care.

3. King Kong: If a big ape can be brought down by a woman and a few biplanes, he doesn't stand a chance against a zombie horde.

4. Dracula: again, already "undead". His superior intellect and power over the weak minded may give him the ability to control them but I just don't think he would care all that much.

5. The Wolfman: Just a blood cursed human. Nothing special. Could be interesting to see what would happen under a full moon though.

6. Jason: Already one. Wouldn't care unless they were drinking adult beverages, smoking the refer, and participating in premarital sex.

7. Godzilla: Please.

Now please, I have a shipment of supplies to put away and I really must get back to it.

Good hunting and aim high,

The Zombie Master